10 Predictions for Classic Rock in 2015

If 2015 is anything like 2014 was, we're gonna be in for another wild ride.  Here's my Top 10 predictions for Classic Rock in the New Year.

1.  Keith Richards will write another children's book. It will inspire one of Mick Jagger's future girlfriends.

2.  AC/DC Drummer Phil Rudd will threaten to kill Angus Young and Brian Johnson if they don't let him back in the band.

3. Jimmy Page will launch a star studded Robert Plant Tribute Band that exclusively plays material from his former band mate's solo career.

4.  Pink Floyd will release a double album featuring two hours of complete silence.  It will debut at #1 on the album charts.

5.  Bono from U2 will attempt to give his Grammy Award to Tom Petty.  Tom Petty won't want it.

6. Former Creed singer Scott Stapp will escape from a mental institution when he is forbidden from watching the World Series.

7.  Ace Frehley will try to book a cabin on the upcoming KISS Kruise.  Sadly, his credit card will be declined.

8.  Axl Rose and Slash will finally agree to reunite the original Guns n Roses lineup.  Axl will show up 4 hours late to the press conference, punch a photographer and fire the band again.

9.  At the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony in April, a delirious Ringo Starr will accidentally mistake Joan Jett for Pat Benatar.

10.  A group of obsessed Rush fans will carve the face of Geddy Lee into a mountain.  Tourists from all over Canada will flock to see the new "Canadian Mount Rushmore".