A Typical Day Here at the Hawk

When I'm not running my fat mouth on the radio every day, I moonlight as the Promotions and Marketing Director here at Townsquare Media.  Among my various duties, I maintain (or at least I am supposed to maintain) some of the vehicles in our fleet.

Imagine my surprise this morning when I was politely asked to take one of our station vehicles to the car wash.  It seems as if someone had taken the liberty to draw a giant dong in the dust that has built up on the windows.  Our H.R. gal was quite disturbed.

Of course, I didn't take the van to the car wash.  That would reek of effort.  But I did take a picture before I removed the questionable "artwork" with a paper towel.  Luckily for the sake of community decency, a good samaritan had already crossed out most of the offensive display.