An Important Halloween Warning for Men

With Halloween fast approaching, here's an important reminder for the gentlemen. If you plan on going to a bar or costume party this weekend or next, chances are you will encounter at least one man disguised as a woman.  After a few Jager shots, this person may even appear to be attractive from across the bar.  For this reason, we strongly suggest that you exercise caution when approaching any woman you've never met before.  Always check for an Adam's apple before you offer to buy her a drink.  Better safe than sorry.