School District 2 has now implemented a new program this year called Incentive Day. It will reward students with a day off for perfect attendance or passing grades.

So go to school 30 days in a row, get a day off. Pass your classes for 30 days, get a day off.

That is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. How about this? Attend class more often, get better grades, get passing grades and you move on to the next level.

By the way, those who have perfect attendance by the end of the year will have missed six days. Go figure.