Chris Illuminati
SuicideGirl of the Day — Nita [PICTURES]
Meet Nita, a SuicideGirl from Columbia who spends a lot of time on Facebook and can’t live without chocolate ice cream.
Name: Nita
Age: 27
Location: Colombia
Into: Piercing, tattoos, my boy, eating, sleeping, love, sex, make up, cats and chocolate!!!!
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Kellie Pickler — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Country singer Kellie Pickler first popped up on our radar during the fifth season of ‘American Idol’ where she eventually finished in sixth place. Yes, we watched Idol back then, because everyone did and we can’t handle peer pressure very well. It’s also the re
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SuicideGirl of the Day — Prussia [PICTURES]
Meet Prussia, a self-proclaimed ‘total stoner’ who lost her virginity to Ben Kenobi. Guess the force was ‘in her.’
Name: Prussia
Age: 27
Location: I’m lost
Occupation: Sith Lord.
Current crush: My Lucio baby.
I lost my virginity: To Ben Kenobi.
Cigarettes: I have black lun
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Niki Dalessio — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Niki Dalessio is a dancer, choreographer and actress who was the ‘East Coast Captain Morganette of the Year’ in 2011. She is a huge Philly sports fan who owns her own entertainment & promotional company.
Vanessa Paradis — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Vanessa Paradis is a French singer, model and actress who became a child star at 14 with a hit song named ‘Joe le taxi’ which translates into English as…prepare to be dazzled…’Joe The Taxi Driver.’ We didn’t even have to look that up! We know. ‘Le impressive.’
SuicideGirl of the Day — Ipsa [PICTURES]
Meet Ipsa, a SuicideGirl from the Czech Republic who loves making dreads, friends and finds happiness in chocolate.
Carla Marie Cressy — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Carla Marie Cressy is a model, actress and promo girl that has appeared in Nuts and Zoo magazines and has had roles in three feature films. She looks fantastic in knee high socks but we’re not sure if that’s listed on her resume. It should be. Probably under ‘Qualifications.’
Gina Carano — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Gina Carano is an actress, model, former ‘American Gladiator,’ and “the face of women’s MMA.” She is also the star of the new film ‘Haywire.’ Gina is the ‘crush’ today because never has a woman that could kick our keister in, looked so good.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Pia [PICTURES]
Meet Pia, a SuicideGirl that loves tea just as much as she loves weed. Although, she can’t live without weed.
Shera Bechard — Playboy Girl of the Week [PICTURES]
Miss November 2010 Shera Bechard can add a very interesting piece of information to her Playboy resume — she is the girlfriend of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner.
Ashlee Adams — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Ashlee Adams was the 2011 Australian Penthouse Pet of the Year. She is a tattooed glamour model and self-proclaimed party-girl who loves “footy, Xbox and traveling.”
SuicideGirl of the Day — Osmoz [PICTURES]
Meet Osmoz, a SuicideGirl who lives in France, thinks reading in a coffeeshop is a good time and wants someone to make her laugh.