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"The Hunger Games" Pickup Lines

Harv — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 18:03:24 +0000

Were you one of the millions of people that crowded into the theaters last weekend to get a peek at the latest Hollywood money making machine? The Hunger Games is poised to take over the pasty-faced vampire and sexually confused wizard movies that have been the source of teenage obsession the past few years.

While browsing the web I came across this amusing list of pick up lines that made me not only chuckle, but realize I just wasted $9 at the theater. If you're lucky enough to not have seen the movie, then you will have no idea what the following means... and are probably better for it.

Billings Downtown Street Vendor's Loop Hole Might Get Closed

Harv — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 12:00:13 +0000

A local street vendor recently found out that because of a possible rule change, he may have to relocate his business. Francisco Aguirre has been parking his vending trailer on Third Avenue North just off North 27th Street in downtown Billings since late last year. Apparently one can buy a parking meter bag for $5 [...]

TSA Collects Big Money from Loose Change at Security Checkpoints

Harv — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 18:00:13 +0000

Do people really enjoy airport pat-downs so much that they’re leaving tips? Airline passengers are leaving a fortune behind at airport security checkpoints in their rush to make their flights on time, and the Transportation Security Administration gets to keep every dime. In 2010, the loose change added up to $409,085.56 in dollar coins, quarters, [...]

Valentine's Day By The Numbers

Harv — Tue, 14 Feb 2012 15:22:55 +0000

Whether you’re single and hate Valentine’s Day, or married and hate it even more, there is no doubt that it is as big a business as it is a pain in the ass for those scrambling to find materialistic representations of their affections! $126.03: The average expected amount, per person, that Americans will shell out for [...]

11 Reasons You Ladies Should Cook For Your Man

Harv — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 20:00:05 +0000

Ladies! I realize that the meer mention of domestic chores set's you into a bra burning, red faced rage the likes only Gloria Steinem could appreciate. But step back and think about it. Here are 11 reasons you should make sure you are in charge of meals for your man.

Women Make Men Stupid!

Harv — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 10:00:03 +0000

As I’ve suspected all along, new research has found that the mere mention of a woman’s name can temporarily affect a man’s brainpower. The Daily Mail reports a study at the Radboud University Nijmegen in the Netherlands revealed that even in the presence of a female name on an instant message or text was enough [...]

Motley Crue Shouldn't Be Alive – My Top 10 Incidents Proving Their Imortality

Harv — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 18:21:26 +0000

From trashing hotel rooms to punching girlfriends in the face, The Crue plowed through the ‘80s in a drug and alcohol fueled haze filled with naked women, fist fights and fast cars. These are my top ten incidents that made Motley Crue legends on the Sunset Strip and the puke-stained floors of police holding cells around the world.

Rush's Time Machine DVD Makes Me Feel Like An NFL Quarterback!

Harv — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 12:00:35 +0000

The door bell rings. I run upstairs to the front door. As I reach for the handle, I hear the roar of a diesel engine as the UPS truck chugs out of my driveway and onto the street. There, at my feet is a small package with the unmistakable Amazon.com swoosh emblazoned on the side. Like little Charlie Bucket tearing into a Wonka bar in hopes of finding a golden ticket, I quickly rip open the box to find my brand new blu-ray of Rush's latest concert DVD. Time Machine 2011: Live in Cleveland.

Puffy Jackets Are Back, Manliness On The Decline

Harv — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 08:00:12 +0000

Certainly I'm no "fasionista" or even care much what people wear. I'm a disc jockey, I can go to work dressed like Mrs. Roper from Three's Company if I want to.

But I'm a little concerned about this winter's trend in bringing back the puffy jacket.

Santa Claus Is a Big Fat Bully!

Harv — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:00:38 +0000

From the "WOW you're a buzz-kill" file: Long Island University professor Dr. George Giuliani claims in his book "No More Bullies at the North Pole" that the 1964 animated classic "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is crammed full of negative behavior like an overflowing sack of gifts flung over the back of Jolly Old Saint Nick.

Get Family Christmas Photos with Santa and Automatic Weapons [VIDEO]

Harv — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 17:00:39 +0000

Is that coal in your stocking, or a grenade? The Scottsdale Gun Club in Arizona is offering a special way for families to put forth their holiday spirit. Gone are the days of hysterical children, trying to wriggle their way off the lap of a bearded stranger that smells like Marlboros and peppermint schnapps. Enter the greeting card that packs a real punch. Like that coming from the smoking barrel of an $80,000 Garwood Minigun!

Starting at Quarterback, Mohamed Tebow!

Harv — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 17:00:24 +0000

Having spent many years working in musical theater at a southern California venue, I have accumulated many über liberal friends. These tea sipping progressive pals of mine are, of course, quite active on social media. After several Facebook rants, bashing Denver Broncos quarterback Tim Tebow for having the audacity to exercise his 1st amendment right by practicing his religion without threat of persecution, it got me thinking. What if the young Tebow praised Allah rather than God?

Why I Keep An Airsickness Bag Next To My Computer

Harv — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 19:00:46 +0000

The last few months my Facebook news feed has been littered with photoshopped representations of nauseating sayings, the likes that would make Stuart Smalley throw up a little bit in his mouth. Let's take a look at a few of these nuggets of 'wisdom' and see if we can keep our lunch down.

KULR 8′s Chelsea Rabideau Activates Time Machine! [VIDEO]

Harv — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 18:00:07 +0000

Ever wonder why Billings is called "The Magic City"? Or just curious about the history of Downtown Billings? Chelsea Rabideau recently reported for KULR8 News that there is more to downtown than just a collection of one way streets and old buildings.

More Proof That Manliness Is On The Decline

Harv — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 20:00:56 +0000

My home computer has a ticker that scrolls across the top of my screen with news from various sources. This morning a particular story caught my attention. The title was “Guys Love New ‘My Little Pony‘”. While whispering to myself “What The F#CK” I clicked on the article and was transported into a horrifying world [...]

Hope For Aaliyah

Harv — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 20:37:36 +0000

A year or so ago I was talked into dragging my fat ass off the couch and to the YMCA. It was a horrible experience save one thing. Two of the instructors were so fun and personable that it gave me a reason to go the second day. In effect these two people may have saved my life.

All Fired Up For This Saturdays Monster Truck Winter-Nationals [VIDEO]

Harv — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 16:00:38 +0000

This Saturday night at the Metra Park Arena the big boys of monster truck racing kick up the dirt for the Monster Truck Winter-Nationals! Check out this Video of the Grave Digger doing an amazing backflip. Let's hope we see something this exciting this Saturday!

RUSH: New Album Out in Early 2012

Harv — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 14:00:23 +0000

During an interview with Rolling Stone Magazine, Geddy Lee, (Bass/Keyboards/Vocals) revealed plans for a spring release of a new Rush Album. During the interview, Geddy told reporter Andy Greene: We’re almost finished writing. We wound the machine back up about three weeks ago. After a sluggish start, we’ve had a very fruitful couple of weeks [...]

Classic Albums Come To Life! [VIDEO]

Harv — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 20:36:06 +0000

Check this Video out! Terry Gilliam of Monty Python fame would be proud.

Speaking of album covers, make sure you check out Sam Talkington's Classic Vinyl collection.

GENIUS! American Ingenuity Makes Breakfast Cereal Even Sweeter!

Harv — Fri, 28 Oct 2011 16:00:51 +0000

Inventor Tom Lambardi understands what's important. For years I've stared at my breakfast bowl and pondered the reason for all those crispy bits getting in the way of my pink hearts, blue moons and purple horse shoes. Finally my Lucky Charms can be all marshmallow, all the time!