Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Jackie Mancini
How to Boost Your Wifi Signal Without Spending a Dime
If you're like us, you're home for the holidays. If your parents are like our parents, they have an vintage router from 1996, and Netflix spends more time buffering than actually delivering. If ancient technology is getting in the way of your only source of Christmas Eve entertainment, we've got your solution.
Carla Cheddar — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Super Walmart's dairy aisle, every Thursday between 7 and 8:30pm, or by appointment.
Occupation: World's most enthusiastic sample girl.
Top 5 Cheeses: Port wine, American, White American, Velveeta, EZ-Cheez
Secret: Hasn't pooped in years...
Jessie Ware — Celeb Crush
This 28-year-old singer/songwriter from the UK has a sweet-as-sugar voice that charmed us from the first moment we heard her. She ain't too hard on the eyes, either.
Toddler Hatching Killer Snakes in His Wardrobe is Just One More Reason We’re Not Procreating
Aren't children precious?
Olympic Athlete Worked as an Escort and Who Cares Please Shut Up [OPINION]
I was ready to hate on three-time Olympian Suzy Favor Hamilton about her recent admission of her work as a high class escort in Las Vegas, but only because she's married, and that's not cool. Then I found out that her husband knew about it -- wait, really? Everyone shut up.
Sick Burn Steve — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: 1st Spring Break, Cancun
Occupation: Freshman at Minnesota State
How This Happened: An unfortunate combination of irish heritage (fair skin) and irish heritage (alcohol consumption).
Likes: Beer, boobs and aloe vera...
Go Here: Beckley Coal Mine in West Virginia
The Beckley Exhibition Coal Mine is a time machine -- closed in 1910 and re-opened in the 1960's for tours, it has been preserved to illustrate the experience of the coal workers who toiled underground at one of the hardest, dirtiest and most dangerous jobs in American history.
Alia Shawkat — Celeb Crush
Here's our number, call us...Maeby?
How to Spot a Rebounder — The [Fairer Se]X Files
You know that scene in 'The Hunger Games,' when the glass tubes that each teen warrior is protected by retract, and every blood-thirsty child begins either a frantic retreat toward the safety of the woods, or an aggressive dash towards the cornucopia filled with supplies, despite the danger? That's kinda what it's like being newly-single.
Go Here: American Visionary Museum in Baltimore
This museum dedicated to self-taught artists is not your typical stuffy art museum -- I guarantee you won't be bored.
Santa Teaches Us That Being on the Naughty List is Kinda Nice
In other (fictional) news today, the real Santa Claus got a lap dance this week at Rick's Cabaret in Manhattan, and we were on the scene to capture the exciting night of Holiday cheer.
Bury Us at Funeraria López, The Sexiest Funeral Home Ever
We have some questions for this Mexican funeral home. Go on, watch. We'll wait.