Valentine’s Day can be tough for desperate, dateless dudes.  While happy couples are celebrating their love, these poor guys are all alone, trolling for women online.  With that in mind, here’s the best “Missed Connections” of the month from the Billings Craigslist page.

1. Take Me to Jail

I stopped at Conoco to get directions to the jail. You were at the counter checking out. I asked the cashier for directions. She did her best to give them to me. But I did not hear a word she said. I was too busy looking at how beautiful you were and how good you looked in that dress you had on. I asked if you would take me to the jail and you were kind enough to do so. I asked you your name and thanked you and then you were gone. Have been thinking of you ever since and would like to run into you again and get a cup of coffee, dinner, or drinks (on me). I hope this finds you and you get back to me. I drove a green Dodge Stratus.

2.   You've Got Game

Our sons play on the same team and I get to see you once a week. I don't know your name, but you are a beautiful mom and I totally enjoy seeing you at the games. You have dark hair and some tats, and I am guessing by your delicious figure, you attend cross fit (it works). Your son is number 30, and I will leave the rest a mystery. The season is nearly over, and I am bummed out since seeing you makes my weekend! Just wanted you to know, and I am likely not the only Dad that has noticed and admired your beauty.

3.  Pregnant Woman at the Best Buy

Don't know if you'll see this, but you work at Best Buy. I believe you are pregnant. If you're not, I apologize for being rude. I just had to say that you are very beautiful.

4.  New Girl at the Pita Pit

I went to pita pit for lunch yesterday. Saw this super cute girl stuffing the pittas with the vegetables. It was lunch time, so it was busy. You looked stressed and like you were new. I had the Prime Rib with ranch, cheddar cheese, lettuce and black olives. But you did a great job on them. Don't let your boss get to you. I felt really bad and wanted to give you a tip, but I knew it would be split up. I worked Jimmy John's for a year, and yeah it got hectic, but within a couple weeks you will be rolling. Keep up the good attitude. If you read this and ever need to rant about your boss, I'll listen.

5. No Scrubs

Were you at a gas station in the Heights on Monday wearing scrubs? I wanted to say hi, but I was in a hurry. If by some fat chance you see this, please reply

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