Bieber Beatdown! Almost…

It's time for one of my favorite hobbies! Watching the worlds biggest douche narrowly avoid disaster. Some day this waste of hair gel will hopefully get what's coming to him. (fingers crossed)

So you can imagine I was elated to hear Leonardo DiCaprio Cheered for Orlando Bloom When He Went After Justin Bieber, While Lindsay Lohan Tried to Calm Things Down.

New details, or at least new rumors, concerning the fight between ORLANDO BLOOM and JUSTIN BIEBER emerged yesterday.

The woman who filmed the chaos at a restaurant in Ibiza, Spain earlier this week says Justin was DEFINITELY the instigator.  She says he came in and saw Orlando sitting at a table with several people, including LEONARDO DICAPRIO.

And he said something that was, quote, "aimed at Orlando, who then jumped onto a sofa to try and get at Justin."

The woman claims there were TWO moments when things got violent, and Leo was among many in the restaurant who were cheering Orlando on.

LINDSAY LOHAN was there, too, and she tried to play peacemaker, quote, "She tried to get Bieber a little bit calm when he went away to the exit but he was like, 'I don't want to speak to anyone.'"

(On a related note, some of the memes that have come from this thing are fantastic.)