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Candy Company Offers Breast Milk Flavored Lollipops — Makes For Great Treat After Therapy

Breast Milk Flavored Lollipops
Lollyphile.com

The award-winning gourmet lollipop company, Lollyphile, has never been afraid to experiment with off-the-wall flavors.

Four years ago, the “adult candy company” started producing absinthe-flavored suckers just before the absinthe ban was lifted. Now, they boast a line of tasty suckers which includes Sriracha, maple bacon and bourbon flavored. Their newest creation is sure to turn a lot of heads, especially those accustomed to turning their heads for a better angle at some boob juice.

“I don’t know if it’s because I’m getting older, but it seems like all of my friends are having babies these days,” said Jason Darling, the owner of the San Francisco born but Austin based company. “Sure, the kids are all crazy cute, but what slowly dawned on me was that my friends were actually producing milk so delicious it could turn a screaming, furious child into a docile, contented one. I knew I had to capture that flavor.”

Now, before you run out and attempt to turn your breastfeeding wife’s all day suckers into…um, all day suckers…the lollipops aren’t made from actual breast milk.

Maple Bacon Flavored Pop

“We don’t use actual breast milk in the lollipops,” Darling explained. “I can’t imagine the FDA hoops we’d have to jump through, and besides, milk isn’t exactly stable. What we did was get a bunch of samples of breast milk together and try things out until we were able to get the flavor just right.”

Of course, there was tasting involved.

“Once I got the courage to ask for a glass of it I was hooked. It’s awesome!

Another major selling point to these suckers are the gorgeous women sampling the pops in photos plastered around the website.

“My girlfriend (she’s the maple-bacon model pictured) handles all the casting & art production. It’s essentially our friends coming over, dressing up (or down) and then spending the day with us taking pictures around Austin, and shooting models for our website.”

That’s the second breast best idea they’ve had this year.

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