Bumpy Brad — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: His local 24-hour fitness center.
Occupation: Owner and only employee of 'Who Needs an Ox' - a small cart-pulling business.
Achievements: Recently won "Most Likely to be Mistaken for a Sand Dune" in a look-alike contest.
Skills: Expert bread-baker.
His Motto: “I bet I could bench you." (He can.)