Carla Cheddar — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Super Walmart’s dairy aisle, every Thursday between 7 and 8:30pm, or by appointment.
Occupation:Â World’s most enthusiastic sample girl.
Top 5 Cheeses:Â Port wine, American, White American, Velveeta, EZ-Cheez
Secret:Â Hasn’t pooped in years.
Her Motto: “The shredder, the better.”
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