After a long, hard and sweaty workout, there’s nothing we enjoy more than a cheap Mexican beer (Tecate or Sol, to be precise). The other thing we want after a long hot run is a shower, and we often vacillate between which we want first.
If you are looking to satisfy the sports nut in your life, we have a few suggestions that might make them take their mind off of their Fantasy NASCAR Team or wondering about the intricacies of the BCS algorithm.
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2011 can be tracked by its dramatic events, beginning with the Tuscon shooting that critically wounded US Rep. G
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Get out your fondue pot and anything you can impale on a toothpick, because this is a random national day of celebration worth getting into. Friday, December 16 is National Chocolate Covered Anythin
You know how whenever the check comes Jim is always in the bathroom and how Brian somehow, conveniently, manages to leave his wallet at home every single time you go out? Those days are over. You don’t have to fight over who’s going to get this round, because now this bottle opener will tell you.
As far as Jorge Santini, the major of San Juan, Puerto Rico is concerned, nothing says Christmas like one animal crushing the windpipe of another. Wait, what???
The mayor and his family posed for an incredibly macabre Christmas photo this year, which shows a taxidermied leopard going to town on the jugular of an unfortunate antelope. Thank you, Santini family. You’ve just given us Christmas nightmares. Check it out after the jump.
Dozens of men and women donned Santa garb on a blistery cold New York City weekend, jumped into sleighs (i.e. taxi cabs) and headed toward naughty places to drink, drank and drunk. Their holiday-spirited peers in San Francisco also did all of the above, except naked. All in the name of a world record.
Holiday shopping is one step above torture but getting crappy presents is even worse.
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The greatest trick the Devil ever played? That time he bought a 'Cabbage Patch Doll' for the holidays, told the clerk it was for “his kid,” but really, it was for his collection. What guy hasn't hasn'
2011 wasn’t the best year for our sanity and no one knows that better than The Usual Gang of Idiots at Mad Magazine.
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As winter bears down upon us we can all expect a barrage of Christmas music from the likes of Bieber, Groban, and Buble in the coming months. If you have the sudden urge to slap your local Starbucks barista in the face after the tenth repeat of Mariah Carey’s 'All I Want For Christmas Is You,' you’re in luck.
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From the "WOW you're a buzz-kill" file: Long Island University professor Dr. George Giuliani claims in his book "No More Bullies at the North Pole" that the 1964 animated classic "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" is crammed full of negative behavior like an overflowing sack of gifts flung over the back of Jolly Old Saint Nick.
