Suicide Girl Of The Day

Zephyr and Porphyria — SuicideGirls of the Day
Meet Zephyr and Porphyria, two SuicideGirls from Ohio and New York, respectively. Zephyr says loud annoying sounds like ones you would hear when smashing your face against a synthesizer make her happy while Porphyria says it makes her sad when kittens become cats.
Areia — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Areia, a 24-year-old SuicideGirl who says she’s lost. This hottie may not know where she is, but she will cook you up something delicious in the kitchen, where she spends her time working as a chef.
Venom — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Venom, a 22-year-old Californian SuicideGirl who says her idea of a good time is to stay in and watch old movies on TV. Venom lists her occupation as being a professional human being.
Popcorn — SuicideGirl of the Day
Meet Popcorn, a French SuicideGirl who considers piglets to be her vice. At least that’s what Google Translator tells us. Google’s rough and somewhat hilarious translations to Popcorn’s answers are in parentheses below.

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