Meet Sinnah, a SuicideGirl who hates crowded places, gets hot when she meets someone with brains and a sense of humor and isn’t into zombies.
Meet Ajilee, a SuicideGirl who is 5’4 and has “curves for miles,” is into erotica and can’t live without Chapstick.
Meet GoGo, a SuicideGirl who considers herself “pocket-sized,” is into mermaid hair and who is currently single but saving herself for Jesus.
Meet Soya, a SuicideGirl who admits to being a total stoner, hates the word “hobby” and considers staying up all night and surfing the web a “good time.” She could convince us to do anything. We hate the word hobby now too. See how good she is.
Meet Lethal, a SuicideGirl who spends all her free time napping, considers Wonder Woman a personal hero and will try anything once if you beg for it. Can she put on a Wonder Woman costume. Please?!?
Meet Friskey, a SuicideGirl who plays the ukulele and finds electrocution and clown suits very kinky. Finally, a woman that will appreciate our side job as rodeo clowns with taser guns!
Meet JinJur, a SuicideGirl who has a thing for Han Solo, lost her virginity to a pro athlete and loves online flirting. Han Solo huh? Looks like she won’t let just any guy take a peek at her ‘wookie.’
Meet Tarion, a SuicideGirl who loves to be in control, has a sexual fantasy about a nun and some M&M’s and considers “world domination” a hobby. You keep thinking about the “nun and M&M’s” comment don’t you? So do we.
Meet Phoenix, a SuicideGirl who spends her free time looking at women with their clothes off, can’t live without art and thinks everything is beautiful in its own way. That’s great news for us ugly guys!