Suicide Girl Of The Day

Meet Yankee, a SuicideGirl who loves the New York Yankees, digs a guy with a ton of tattoos and can’t live without a really good bra. Win her over with some Molson Canadian.

Meet Emily Laser, a SuicideGirl who gets happy at the sight of drag queens, spends her free time painting and hates not being around her dog. Paint us ‘happy’ to see her.

Introducing Kemper, a SuicideGirl who gets sick of people easily, looks up to Wonder Woman and loves sharks as much as she loves puppies. Now those are two very different types of pets.

Meet Katherine, a SuicideGirl who calls herself a complete drunk, makes her own happiness and thinks she eats way too much junk food. She loves the way new lingerie feels on her skin but we’re sure we’d love the way it looks on her much more.

Meet AnnaLee, a SuicideGirl who loves books, hates television, finds happiness in the history of mathematics and is addicted to expensive chocolate. She might be the only person in the world that could get a guy interested in math.

Introducing Rambo, a SuicideGirl who can’t live without a fresh pair of vans, fantasizes about sex on a water slide and loves anything tiny. That’s fantastic news for almost every guy. Let’s just hope she doesn’t think you’re “too tiny.”

Meet Glitch, a SuicideGirl who loves zombies, hates fake boobs, is into a good cuddle and spends most of her free time exploring her own body. If she asked us to help out we’d gladly lend a hand.

Meet BelleBane and Bounty, two SuicideGirls for the price of one. BelleBane is into time travel and cute panties and loves being a MILF. Bounty hates a person on a power trip, loves a good back rub and spends way too much time working. Let’s hope we can pull these two ladies apart. On second thought, let’s hope we get stuck in the middle while trying to pull these ladies apart.

Meet Georjah, a SuicideGirl who loves a dirty talker, can’t narrow down her favorite sexual position, loves Marilyn Manson and prefers reality over fantasy. We prefer fantasy because that’s the only place we’d have a chance with a girl as fine as Georjah.

Meet Leon, a SuicideGirl who loves a musical bad boy and doesn’t give a crap about politics. She finds it impossible to name all her favorite bands and loves inside jokes. Leon is a jack of all trades but a master of none. Leon can be our master any time.

Meet Lylie, a 21-year-old British SuicideGirl who says she loves naughty words in English and a good guitar solo and that she can’t live without a bed. We’re sure there’s plenty of men who’d love to let you share theirs, Lylie!

Meet Stigmata, a SuicideGirl who says she’s lost and that when she goes out, anything can happen. Stigmata says kittens, puppies and eating yummy things makes her happy. Well, Stigmata, we find you to be quite yummy.