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Luxlee — Babe of the Day

GuySpeed Editors — Fri, 01 Mar 2013 15:15:40 +0000

Luxlee is a 23-year-old model who grew up in a small suburb outside of New York City. She’s part fine arts model and part “retail slave.” When she’s not modeling for Suicide Girls, Luxlee lovesÂ reading, swooning over other people’s dogs, smoking weed, riding bicycles and cooking. Her fantasy is to live somewhere where it’s warm [...]

Lunar and Tarion — Babes of the Day

GuySpeed Editors — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 14:20:39 +0000

Lunar and Tarion are such close friends that they couldn’t bear the idea of being separated, so we’re bringing you a double whammy for Babe of the Day. Lunar SuicideÂ and Tarion SuicideÂ are two babes from South Africa; Lunar says she’s a sailor by trade, while Tarion works as a part-time assassin. We’ve always heard those [...]

Brandie Suicide — Babe of the Day

GuySpeed Editors — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 14:34:43 +0000

Brandie is a model and Suicide Girl from Washington state who says she spends most of her free time daydreaming, masturbating, eating, sleeping and reading. Not a bad life. Brandie says she’s a total stoner and heavy blankets, sunshine, her stove, and cozy sweaters get her hot. She says she buys her sex toys at [...]

Bruise Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day

GuySpeed Editors — Sat, 05 Jan 2013 16:32:37 +0000

Meet Bruise Suicide, a 26-year-old Suicide Girl from Mexico. And guess what? Sheâ€™s into bruises. Makes sense, right? She also likes it when people talk dirty to her, which also makes sense. Get acquainted with Bruise below. NAME:Â Bruise Suicide AGE:Â 26 LOCATION:Â Mexico HOMETOWN:Â Baja Sur. GETS ME HOT:Â Bruises I LOST MY VIRGINITY:Â Did i? CIGARETTES:Â ”I’m giving up” MY [...]

Peskey Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day

GuySpeed Editors — Sun, 23 Dec 2012 17:30:08 +0000

Peskey Suicide is a 21-year-old SuicideGirl from Pennsylvania. In addition to about a zillion other things, she’s into nudity and Starbucks, though probably not at the same timeâ€¦ Then again, did you say that you needed a coffee break? Us too! Peskey has made wonderful, titillating use of her body as a canvas which displays [...]

Axys Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day

GuySpeed Editors — Sun, 09 Dec 2012 18:00:01 +0000

Axys Suicide is a 22-year-old SuicideGirl from Canada. If you’re not familiar with the country, Canada is known for its bacon, geese, tuxedos and hot women. Axys Suicide works for a record label and as a concert photographer. Given her hotness, guys in bands probably whip out cell phones to take pictures of her taking [...]

Linna Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day

GuySpeed Editors — Sun, 25 Nov 2012 17:30:24 +0000

Linna Suicide is a 19-year-old SuicideGirl from France. Linna is still learning English, but that does not prevent her from looking fantastic in lingerie (which is one of the greatest French words ever; see also ‘mÃ©nage Ã trois’ and ‘dÃ©colletage’). Linna likes tattoos, piercings and flowers, and she enjoys being photographed while in a state [...]

Lass Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day

GuySpeed Editors — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 20:18:22 +0000

Lass Suicide is a 20-year-old SuicideGirl from Scotland. Save your haggis, bagpipe and thick accent jokes, dudes. This sassy, beautiful ginger lady has heard them all. Lass likes food, alcohol and coffee â€” just not all at the same time. She’s a college student, so she appreciates a good night’s sleep as well as the [...]

Zombie Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day

GuySpeed Editors — Sun, 11 Nov 2012 17:01:02 +0000

Zombie Suicide is a 23-year-old SuicideGirl from Ohio. Judging by her tweets, she’s very happy with the results of the recent presidential election. Who knows? Perhaps she used her powers of persuasion to help her candidate win her battleground home state. Zombie Suicide has been a dancer for years. By dancer, we do not mean [...]

Glitch Suicide —— Suicide Girl of the Day

GuySpeed Editors — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 18:30:14 +0000

Glitch Suicide is a 31-year-old SuicideGirl from Canada. She likes teaâ€¦ a lot. She drinks teaâ€¦a lot. She works at a tea shop and is probably more into tea than she would be into you, if you dated her â€” which is unlikely. Glitch Suicide is a very kinky lass who appreciates deviancy, fetishism and [...]

Pilot Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day

GuySpeed Editors — Sun, 14 Oct 2012 16:00:50 +0000

Pilot Suicide is a 25-year-old SuicideGirl from Indiana. Pilot finds happiness in her dogs, her cat, cuddling, autumn and making things. Oh my god â€” she’s just like your Grandma… if your Gram wore those Hipster Potter glasses and had copious amounts of ink on her arms, shoulders and down near her mound. A principled [...]

Harajuku Suicide —— Suicide Girl of the Day

GuySpeed Editors — Sun, 07 Oct 2012 16:00:31 +0000

Harajuku Suicide is a 21-year-old SuicideGirl from Canada. She’s also proof that all punky girls from Canada don’t marry the guy from Nickleback. In addition to being a film student and a feminist, Harajuku Suicide fancies herself a Sith apprentice. In accordance with her Sith-dom, she claims to be a ‘proficient lightsaber duelist,’ as well [...]

VioletRose Suicide — Today's Suicide Girl

GuySpeed Editors — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 15:30:26 +0000

VioletRose Suicide is a 21-year-old Suicide Girl from Santiago, Chile (a city which is not named after the 1987 National League Rookie of the Year, dude). VioletRose is a makeup artist with pierced nipples and cheeks, making her one of the hole-y-est women you know. (We'll be here all week; try the fish.)

Danette Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day

GuySpeed Editors — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 17:47:26 +0000

Danette Suicide is a 26-year-old Suicide Girl from Italy. She is a burlesque performer and retro make up artist. We get the first part of her occupation, but we aren’t so sure about the second part. Does she find really old makeup to apply to clients? Or, does she make clients look like Audrey Hepburn [...]