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Take the greatest fighting video game of the ’90s and combine it with the greatest family sitcom of the ’90s and you’ve got ‘Full House Mortal Kombat.’

86-year-old LeRoy Luetscher dropped his pruning shears while gardening, and tripped and fell when he went to pick them up. In a horrifying mishap, the handle of the shears entered into his right eye-socket and made its way all the way to the middle of his neck.

If you were a kid in the early ’90s, you surely remember the commercial for the Milton Bradley board game Crossfire, which combined ‘Beyond Thunderdome’-like visuals with a hard-charging, fist-pumping, arena-anthem of a theme song. In this video, glam rock pseudo-band Steel Panther cover the once-ubiquitous Crossfire tune, and Freddie Wong, who also directed the video, tries to avoid being taken o

In a couple of new promotional spots for his September 19 Comedy Central Roast, Charlie Sheen is cast as the conductor of the Roast Express, a crazy train loaded with silicon-injected goddesses and visualizations of some of Sheen’s notorious catch phrases (“winning,” anyone?). The train makes stops in Goddess Harbor and Tiger Valley, but when one babe asks if Normalville is on the route, Sheen qui

Turns out that underneath all his famously bad hair, Donald Trump actually does have something slightly resembling a heart. After 10-year-old Culley Larson’s BMX bike was stolen, the youngster hoped to appeal to the thief by writing a letter to his paper asking for its return. ABC News picked up his cause and their coverage went viral. The dastardly criminal never did surface, but several generous

Burger democratists, rejoice: As of this weekend, the creepy Burger King mascot, “the King,”  is officially dead. Concurrent with the release of the guacamole topped California Whopper, Burger King’s new advertising agency of record McGarryBowen has dethroned the edgy monarch in favor of an approach based on health and freshness.

Stars are paid by designers all the time to endorse and wear certain clothes. But this may be the first time we’ve heard of someone being paid not to a brand’s apparel. Seems retailer Abercrombie & Fitch is no fan of ‘Jersey Shore,’ and even less a fan of Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino — so much so that they’ve offered him cold hard cash to stop wearing their clothes on camera.

Clearly, a low-speed police chase involving a forklift is humorous. Especially when the man driving the heavy machinery is drinking beer and flipping off the officers as he plods down the highway. Still, that’s no reason for the anchors on KVAL 13 News in Eugene, Oregon to completely lose it, when playing video of the bizarre crime.

During an appearance on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show on Wednesday, ‘American Idol’ producer Nigel Lythgoe confirmed judges Jennifer Lopez, Steven Tyler, and Randy Jackson would be back for season 11 of the show. “I am delighted to say that all three judges, along with the brilliant host of ‘American Idol’ are back for the next season,” he told Seacrest, who happens to be the aforementioned “brillian

The ‘Bachelor Pad’ is back this week on ABC. But don’t despair if your wife or girlfriend has it locked on the TV: there’s ample eye candy for those of us who have to suffer through the cat-fights and backstabbing. With that in mind, we offer our first ever Crush of the Day: The babes of ‘Bachelor Pad.’

After eight years of womanizing, boozing and children’s jingle writing, Charlie Sheen‘s ‘Two and a Half Men‘ character Charlie Harper has finally met his maker. These photos from the upcoming season premiere, scheduled to air on CBS on September 19 — give a sneak peek at the funeral scene. Notice his signature bowling shirt and shorts hanging center frame.

A who’s who of hard rock heroes will grace the Los Angeles set of the VH1 Classic series ‘That Metal Show,’ which begins its eighth season Aug. 20 at 11 p.m. ET/PT. The impressive guest list includes Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich, Rage Against the Machine guitarist Tom Morello, ex-Van Halen singer Sammy Hagar, Black Sabbath guitarist Tony Iommi and Slipknot/Stone Sour front man Corey Taylor. Read