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This Isn’t a Joke — Baseball Legend Mike Piazza to Perform in a Ballet
Mike Piazza may need some performance-enhancing drugs to help him with his newest endeavor.
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Watch Kids in China Endure the Most Intense Walk to School Ever
Think you’ve got a rough commute?
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World’s Biggest Time-Waster Spends Six Years Playing Video Games in Internet Cafe
Life is all fun and games for one man in China.
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Woman Arrested For April Fool’s Day Robbery Prank
It's becoming harder and harder to pull a good April Fool's Day prank. We blame the internet for this, as not long after you log on you are reminded of the tricky nature of April 1 and thus put your guard up.
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Streaker Crashes the Academy Awards — Today in History
On April 1, 1974, Robert Opel was just a photographer and art gallery owner. On April 2nd, he became a legend when he ran across stage butt naked during the 46th Academy Awards.
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Little League Disbands Team After Allegations They Rigged Player Draft
It's apparently never too early to learn how to cheat. An Arizona Little League team has been disbanded because league officials say its coaches rigged a player draft.
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Ron Jeremy Returns to Work After Brush With Death
Proving once and for all that not even a life-threatening medical condition can keep a dedicated adult star down (pun!), legendary schtupper Ron Jeremy is back at work following two aneurysms near his heart that almost killed him several months ago. Thank god. Adult films just haven't been the same without him.
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The $26 ‘Boomstick’ Hot Dog at Rangers Ballpark Is Delicious and Probably Fatal
Rangers Ballpark in Arlington, Texas is selling a hot dog that just might cripple your heart...and your wallet.
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Amish Town of Blue Ball, PA Accepts $1 Million Offer to Become Pornhub, PA
The Amish churn their own butter, but it turns out the thing they make the best is a quick buck.
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Red Hot Chili Peppers’ Flea Suggests Lakers ‘Drop Acid’ to Win
With Kobe Bryant, Dwight Howard and Pau Gasol in the lineup, the Los Angeles Lakers have a star-studded cast, but the team has underachieved and stands tied with the Utah Jazz for the last playoff spot in the Western Conference
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Flea Circus Performers Killed By Cold Spell
It's been a long winter, but at least you're still alive. That's not the case for hundreds of the world's most talented fleas, who were frozen to death last week while preparing for a tour show.
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If You’ve Ever Wanted to Pay $91K for a T-Shirt, It’s Your Lucky Day
You may not look like a million bucks in this new shirt, but you’ll spend almost that much.