Today’s celebrity cleavage is being typed out in the corner booth of an old run down pizza joint just outside of Warrick County in Southern Indiana.

Rumor has it that this actress was born in illegal brothel just outside Veracruz, Mexico. Other reports claim that she is actually the product of one or two wild nights in Coatzacoalcos between a struggling opera singer and a wealthy Lebanese oilman.

While these facts are shaky at best, what is know is that in 1991, she moved away to Los Angeles to begin studying acting under one of her idols – a miss Stella Adler.

Yet, even with her limited fluency in English, along with a severe bout of dyslexia, tourette’s, and even a little a pyromania, she wound up landing some roles in productions that have since become cult classic films.

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