Dirty Jokes About Montana
Did you hear the one about the sheep from Montana? You're about to. One of our Townsquare Media guys in Missoula was surfing the web this week and discovered this disgusting list of filthy, raunchy and sophomoric jokes about the good people of the Treasure State at www.jokes4us.com. Of course, none of these stereotypes are true.
Q: What’s the most popular pick up line in Montana?
A: Nice tooth!
Q. Why do ducks fly over Montana upside down?
A. There’s nothing worth crapping on!
A. There’s nothing worth crapping on!
Q: Why did Montana raise the minimum drinking age to 25?
A: They wanted to keep alcohol out of the high schools!
Q: How can you tell if someone in Montana is married?
A: The tobacco spit stains are on both sides of his pickup truck.
Q: If you have a car containing a Grizzlies wide receiver, a Grizzlies linebacker, and a Grizzlies defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop.
Q: Why are rectal thermometers banned in Montana?
A: They cause too much brain damage!
Q: What is the definition of a Montana virgin?
A: An ugly twelve year old who can outrun her brothers..
Q: What are the best four years of a child's life in Montana?
A: Third grade
Q: What does a Montana native and a bottle of beer have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q. How do they separate the men from the boys in Montana?
A. With a restraining order.
Q: Why don’t girls play hide and seek in Montana?
A: No one would look for them.
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