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Does Size Really Matter ? – A Barb The Cougar Editorial [Opinion]

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I’m sure you are wondering the answer to this age-old question – “Does size really matter?”  Well of course it matters!  Even when women are having a “private” intimate moment, we use our largest fingers to participate in the fun.  You’ll never meet any woman who users her pinky!

You’ve all heard the phrase, “It ain’t the size of the boat; it’s the motion of the ocean.”  That’s really cute, but let’s be honest; how long is it going to take to get to Europe in a rowboat?  No one has that kind of time, much less arm strength. We try not to point and laugh, and pray your technique will make up for it. But 69 times out of 70, as soon as you leave, we’re grabbing our battery operated best friend to sail us the rest of the way home.

With that said, it doesn’t mean you can’t have a good with time your pinky sized appendage.   You’ve just got to be  bit more creative.   This one “friend” of mine( I like to think of him as my “cub”) was built in a  not so large way.  But he more than made up for it with his sexy mouth.  Nothing can drive a woman crazier than a good ole fashioned “Kiss” of the erotic kind.  Combine this with some erotic caresses  all over her body and no woman alive will give your size  a second thought!

So guys, if you are lacking in this department, take a trip to the local “Toy Store” or you can hit up your favorite website! You should get familiar with toys anyways; there might be a “pop” quiz later.  We’re not trying to be mean, but this is what Cougars really want and crave!  Variety is the spice of life – don’t be scared to get “cocky” with the Cougar & her favorite toys!  You know her ex never did these things, so set yourself apart – learn a “skill to thrill”.


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