Drunk Dude Gets Busted for DUI While Riding a Motorized Beer Cooler

We've seen the billboard all over town.  They say, "Going Out Tonight?  So are WE."  Then you see a collage of police officers.  Clearly, the Billings PD is out to throw as many drunk drivers as they can find into jail this year.  And you don't even have to be driving a car to get arrested.

This weekend in Australia, a man was cited for drunk driving after police caught him riding down the street on a motorized cooler.  You've seen those before, right?  They're basically a big ice chest outfitted with a small motor and wheels.  Sadly, he was not the first guy busted for driving drunk on a cooler.

Let this be a lesson to you.  If they'll give you a DUI while riding a horse, they'll throw the book at you for riding a motorized cooler around.  They look really cool.  Just make sure to stay off city streets if you're ever riding a motorized cooler.