Dumb and Dumber – 6 Weird Laws in Montana
Have you ever been stopped or cited for something you did that made no sense? Have you ever said to yourself “Well, that's a dumb law!” It may surprise you how many really dumb laws we have on the books in Montana that we don't even know about. Here are just a few:
It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperon.
Unless you're Mark Wilson (just kidding), or from Wyoming.
It’s a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.
Well then, it looks like I’m headed straight to the big house!
It is a misdemeanor to show movies that depict acts of felonious crime.
There goes almost every prime time TV Show, and about 98 percent of the movies.
In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
Well, if we all only had a big strong man in our lives to fish for us, we wouldn't have to break the law now, would we?
It is illegal for a man and a woman to have sex in any other position other than missionary style.
Boring! Who do you suppose has the duty of enforcing that law. “No ma’am, I'm not a Peeping Tom, I'm the Dumb Law Enforcer.”
Prostitution is considered a “crime against the family.”
To comment on this law can only end badly for me, so I will leave it alone for now.