Facebook Forces Man To Undergo Online Sex Change

I have a friend named Hashley Sizemore.  That is his real name.  Since joining Facebook several years ago, he's made nearly 1,000 friends.  This week, he was informed that he must change his name in order to keep his profile active. The powers that be at Facebook have decided to crack down on users who they suspect have fake profiles.

Despite the fact that he was born with the name Hashley Sizemore, he was given an ultimatum; either change his profile to Ashley Sizemore, or Facebook will shut down his account altogether.  Not only are they forcing a 40 year old man to change his name, but they even specified the name he must change his profile to.

Clearly, Mark Zuckerberg and his social media gestapo have too much free times on their hands. It's one thing to keep all of those meme's out of our news feeds.  It's another thing to turn my friend Hashley into a chick.