If you worship at the altar of Eddie, here's your chance to turn your toilet into your very own personal Van Halen shrine.

There's a new Facebook meme featuring a toilet seat lid decorated with Eddie's signature Frankenstrat guitar stripes.  At the moment, the VH Frankentoilet isn't commercially available.  However, with a can of red spray paint and some tape, you can easily transform your throne into a tribute to one of the greatest guitarists in rock history.

Like the meme says, "You might as well dump".