Finally, a Toilet for Van Halen Fans
If you worship at the altar of Eddie, here's your chance to turn your toilet into your very own personal Van Halen shrine.
There's a new Facebook meme featuring a toilet seat lid decorated with Eddie's signature Frankenstrat guitar stripes. At the moment, the VH Frankentoilet isn't commercially available. However, with a can of red spray paint and some tape, you can easily transform your throne into a tribute to one of the greatest guitarists in rock history.
Like the meme says, "You might as well dump".