Here's when you know you're officially old.  When you injure yourself doing absolutely nothing, you are over the hill.

This week,  I threw out my back doing laundry.  I bent over to pick up my laundry basket and...dayum.  I've been in pain ever since.

Up until this week, I honestly thought I was getting better, not older.  Now, I realize that my body is slowly getting its revenge for all of the partying I did in my younger days.

Luckily, I don't actually work for a living.  And thank god for that.  If I had to bust my ass for a living like a lot of our hard working listeners do every day, I'd probably be in a wheelchair by now.  And, it could have been a lot worse, at least I didn't sit on my balls.