Getting Sack Tapped at the Montana Brewers Association Spring Beer Fest
Kegs weren't the only thing getting tapped at the Montana Brewers Association Spring Beer Fest this past Friday at Metra Park. Sadly, your old pal Rick was the victim of a brutal "sack tap" that dropped me like a "sack" of potatoes.
The incident began when my pal Brad gave me a "wet willie". I responded to that inappropriate gesture by attempting to knee him in the nads. Although, admittedly, I was not trying to make contact. However, Brad's reflexes were better than mine (understandably, considering my blood alcohol level). His nutshot landed. And the rest is history.
Luckily, as I laid on the ground writhing in pain, I was able to convince the event staff that I had not fallen down in a drunken stupor. And everyone got a good laugh at my expense. Here's the video. Enjoy.