How To Get Your Ex All Hot & Bothered With Your Smartphone
I’m not sure if this Amazon reviewer is lying, but if he’s telling the truth, this is as good as reviews get.
There’s a guy from Ohio whose screen name is “The General”, and he left an Amazon review a few months back for the Honeywell Wi-Fi Smart Thermostat, it’s a thermostat you can control remotely from your phone.
He gave it five stars. And the REASON he loves it is because he can mess with his wife, since she CHEATED on him.
Turns out his wife found a new guy, cheated on him, ended things with him, and even kicked him out of the house. Now she and the new guy, a banker named Carl, get-it-on in the house.
And The General can mess with them while they do, by changing the temperature on the Honeywell Wi-Fi Smart Thermostat from his cell phone.
Sometimes he’ll drop the temperature down to 40 degrees. Sometimes he’ll crank it up to 80. And sometimes, when they go on vacation, he blasts the air conditioning the entire time to drive up their electricity bill.
Check out a screen shot of the review from Amazon.com