Larry Lechuga — Hot Mess of the Day
Name:Â Larry Lechuga
Location:Â Just outside the fence at Disney’s Epcot Center.
Occupation:Â Produce distributor and hug philanthropist.
Spends His Free Time:Â Scaring the ever-loving guts out of everyone he meets.
Interests:Â Face painting, his vintage Doc Martin collection, vegetarianism and free love.
In His Spare Time:Â Involved in several flash-mob dance teams, captain of the midnight rollerskating club.
Not Into:Â Judgement and the dude in the Daffy Duck costume who is always flipping him off from inside the park.
Motto:Â âBaby, I was born this way.”
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