New College Class Prepares Students to Defend Themselves From Zombies
Coming up just after 5pm, we’ll give you another shot to win tickets and meet and greet passes for the “Night of the Living Dread Tour” with Rob Zombie and Korn next month. Once again, we’ll kick down immediately following today’s “Zombie Apocalypse Survival Tip.”
In the meantime, here’s an interesting way to prepare your kids for a full fledged zombie invasion. Just send them to college at the University of California, Irvine, the only college in America that offers an actual course called “Surviving a Zombie Attack”. And don’t worry, tuition for an out of state student will only set you back $38,000 per semester.
Just imagine, for the low, low price of 38 g’s, you can have the piece of mind that comes with knowing your children have been educated to fend off zombies.