Nick Offerman Offers Mustache Advice for ‘Movember’
We’re fast approaching Movember, an annual month-long event in whichÂ participantsÂ grow out their mustaches to raiseÂ awarenessÂ of male health issues.
When one thinks of mustaches, one can’t help butÂ conjurerÂ up an image of Nick Offerman. (Or at least his ‘Parks andÂ Recreation’ character Ron Swanson.) So who better than Offerman to offer up advice on growing out your ‘stache this November?
Before doing so, Offerman makes sure to warn you that your mustache will never look like his. That’s because, in addition to hisÂ spectacularÂ genetics, Offerman had his ‘stache tamed by Scottish sheepherders and bathes it daily in cologne, whale oil and beef talon.
He does, however, give out some tips on how to make your attempt atÂ manlinessÂ look less scraggly. Much of it stems from eating onions raw. Yeah, that doesn’t make a lot of sense. But when you’re starring deeply into Offerman’s illustrious lip sweater, you can’t really argue with his mustache growing logic.