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The 20 Most Offensive Vanity License Plates Ever


You should never order a vanity license plate. There is no circumstance where anyone has ever looked at a car and said “That’s a nice car but what would really set it apart is a douchey quote missing all the vowels on the plate!”

Just take 351 PMR or whatever they give you and go on about your terrible life.

We went through a mountain of awful plates and found the absolute bottom of the barrel. Some are so offensive it’s shocking that the DMV even approved them.

Enjoy if you can!

Bad License Plate 1

I’m assuming this is a fan of the South Carolina Gamecocks and not an insistent request to be given…you know

Dumb License Plate

Really DMV? You work in Virginia and you couldn’t figure out what a vanity plate that says “AGINA” would spell out?

Bad License Plate

This one is actually kind of great, unless someone else picked it out, which makes it the worst one on the list

Bad License Plate

Gross and illegal to do while you’re driving anyway, pal

Bad License Plate

Maybe he’s a defense attorney and he’s trying to figure out if you’d be tried as an adult if you committed a crime? Probably not

Bad License Plate

This is unfortunate. I’m sure she was very proud of her child getting accepting into NC State, but instead is now proclaiming her love of incest

Bad License Plate

Uh, I can’t figure out what else this could possibly be other than butt love

Bad License Plate

I would have gone with “OOKIE” but to each his own I suppose

Bad License Plate

If this is a guy’s car that’s gross and if this is a girl’s car that’s gross

Bad License Plate

Oh no, what if there’s a hole in the side of this van???

Bad License Plate

What do you mean by first? Like after a nuclear fallout or on Tuesday? This could be terrifying

Bad License Plate

Is Gina a diva or is this a Jamaican female reproductive organ?

Dumb License Plate

Seriously? This is how you want everyone on the interstate to know you?

Bad License Plate Photo


Bad License Plate

Just think how excited this fella was to be able to get this plate before another Brony got it

Bad License Plate Idea

“Can we have a sleepover at your house, Billy?”

Bad License Plate

I take it all back, this is the worst one. I just hope they eventually put this car up for sale and some ultra-conservative grandpa buys it. It could change how his grandchildren look at him forever


I like that they had to add “1” onto it because “VA JJ” was taken.

Bad Vanity Plate

Even if you were the star of 2 Girls 1 Cup, would you really want to advertise that?

Bad License Plate

How many of them do you have?? Are you a collector??


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