If you're a fan of The Onion, the popular fake news site, here's a new webpage to bookmark.  Over the Top Metal News is like The Onion for hard rockers.

Here's a few of their funniest fake stories:

Tom Hanks to Play Neil Peart in Rush Bio Pic "Moving Pictures:  The Rush Story"

Down / Pantera Singer Phillip H. Anselmo to Receive Honorary Associates Degree From University of Phoenix Online

Five Finger Death Punch to Headline 2014 Summer's Eve Metal Fest

and, my personal favorite, a hysterical jab at the pompous host of VH1 Classic's "Metal Show", Eddie Trunk

Eddie Trunk Falls Into Deep Depression After Rob Halford Changes His Phone Number

If you're a sarcastic, cynical headbanger, check out this site and thank me later