We all love pizza.  But here's a guy who really "loves" pizza.  Earlier this week, a twitter conversation between the Domino's pizza company and a pizza loving pervert went viral.  Here's an (edited) account of the exchange.

LAD_VIGO @ITK_AGENT_VIGO
@Dominos_UK HELLO I'VE JUST MADE LOVE TO ONE OF YOUR PIZZAS AND BURNT MY (Manhood) SEVERELY. PLEASE ADVISE ON YOUR TERMS FOR A REFUND. THANKS.
Domino's Pizza UK
@ITK_AGENT_VIGO Please contact our head office - comments@dominos.co.uk regarding this matter.
@Dominos_UK YOUR STAFF SHOULD INFORM CUSTOMERS ABOUT THE DANGERS OF MAKING LOVE TO YOUR PIZZA. WHY IS THIS NOT IN PLACE?
Domino's Pizza UK
@ITK_AGENT_VIGO Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

 

Clearly, this guy made a painful mistake.  Maybe next time he's in the mood for a pizza with "extra sausage", he'll order a calzone instead.