Santa Clause Makes a Pit Stop in Billings
The rumors have been confirmed, Santa Clause is real. In fact, he was spotted right here in Billings early Wednesday morning. Evidently, he was especially thirsty for more than just milk this year. He stopped by local watering hole for a cold one.
After Santa finished his beer, he stuck around to do a few shots with his friends at the bar. When asked if he was sober enough to pilot his sleigh all the way back to the North Pole, he pointed out that the reindeer take turns being his designated driver each year.
(Note: According to some people at the bar, this man might not be the “real” Santa. While he claimed to be the real St. Nicholas, we did a few people referring to him as “Allan”.)