Show me a single musician who doesn't have hot chicks on his jock and I'll show you...well, the bass player.

Now, a group of researchers from England have finally pinpointed the exact reason why chicks dig guys in bands...even really ugly dudes.  Seriously, Lemmy has groupies.  And he has hideous moles on his face and he's a bass player.  What does he have that you don't?  Besides talent, of course.

The answer is:  Women are biologically attracted to musicians.  It goes deeper than money or fame.  According to this study, musicians have greater appeal to the average woman that movie stars.  Furthermore, the better their music is, the more chicks lust after them.  Don't take my word for it, check out the science.