Looks like we have a brand new candidate for dumbest criminal ever.
Patrick Johnson robbed two banks in the Ocala, FL area in one day. The thief had the presence of mind to change his wardrobe between his crimes, but his method of sticking up the banks — a note stating he had a gun — was the same both times.
We hate going to the bank. Long lines. Crappy lollipops. Unstealable pens. Perhaps we are just using the wrong bank. Perhaps we just live in the wrong country.