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Drunken Florida Man Has Best Mug Shot Ever

Shauna Wright — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 16:30:42 +0000

Since no one takes a pretty mug shot, why not make it a memorable one? That seems to have been the line of thought for a man from Florida (of course) who channeled Gene Simmons as officers held his head in place to take his booking photo.

Naked Drunk Falls Off Roof of Moving Vehicle [VIDEO]

Danny Gallagher — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 23:00:03 +0000

This is the reason why the iPhone now comes with HD recording capabilities. A clearly intoxicated, and thankfully for him, unidentified New York City man gave some late night party-goers a striptease they’ll never forget. One of Deadspin’s readers captured footage of a completely naked man running through a busy city street and trying to [...]

Drunk Party Dance Ends In Hilarious Face-Plant Fail [NSFW VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 16:00:27 +0000

This drunk girl in this video starts out dancing and ends in face-plant infamy. Some rough NSFW language, as is often the case when somebody takes a drunken spill. Check it out below. And may all your embarrassing face-plants be private. [via Say OMG] Read Original: Drunk Party Dance Ends In Hilarious Face-Plant Fail [NSFW [...]

Nicolas Cage Arrested, Bailed Out by Dog the Bounty Hunter

The Web Guy — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 14:50:13 +0000

Talk about a bizarre chain of events: Oscar-winning actor Nicolas Cage was arrested early Saturday morning in New Orleans on charges of public drunkenness, disturbing the peace and domestic abuse battery.

The arrest stemmed from an argument Cage had with his wife, Alice, about the location of the house they were renting.

According to a statement from the New Orleans Police Department, "Cage and his wife were standing in front of a residence that he insisted was the property the couple was renting. She disagreed, and Cage grabbed her by the upper arm and pulled her to what he believed was the correct address. There were no signs of injury on his wife's arm."

Last Week's Best Viral Videos: Talking Babies, Drunk Dials and More

The Web Guy — Mon, 04 Apr 2011 02:43:11 +0000

It was another big week for viral videos, in which the Internet introduced us to everything from an embarrassing drunk dial, to a proposal on live television to a brand-new music video from superstar Katy Perry.

We also saw a few baby videos go viral, both good and bad. The good: a so-cute-its-adorable video of two twin babies having a conversation, which launched into a popular Internet trend. The bad: Well, we'll let tennis pro David Ferrer's actions do the talking (see below).

We've pulled together 12 of the most talked about viral videos from the week. Watch them all now. (Trust us: Your job can wait.)

Montana Rep. Alan Hale Defends Drunk Driving [VIDEO]

The Web Guy — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 17:48:01 +0000

Montana Republican Congressman Alan Hale is apparently courting a new (and hopefully small) group of voters: drunk drivers.

Yep, this week, Hale actually argued against a new House Bill that according to the Missoulian would allow courts in Montana to "look back to impaired driving offenses up to 10 years old when someone is being punished for a drunk-driving charge, a change from the current five-year cutoff."

Hale's argument? DUI laws are "destroying a way of life that has been in Montana for years and years" and that they are not doing small businesses any good.

DWI Offender Drinks Beer in Court

The Web Guy — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 14:49:56 +0000

Keith Gruber of Swan Lake, NY, was an hour and a half late for his 10:30 AM pretrial felony DWI hearing in Sullivan County Court. It would have probably been best if the 49-year-old didn’t show up at all. That’s because Gruber stumbled into the proceeding while swigging on an open can of Busch beer. [...]