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Enter Faceplant: Woman Falls On Her Face During Metallica Cover

Joe Student — Mon, 06 Aug 2012 17:30:46 +0000

Head-banging to Metallica is a time-honored tradition, but it’s usually not this literal. Normally, if you are not sober when banging your head to heavy metal music, you should have a crowd of other head-bangers to prevent you from falling — or, at least have a nice soft mattress in your vicinity. The woman in [...]

Watch Guys Blow Themselves Up In This Awesome July 4th Fireworks FAIL Supercut

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 22:00:20 +0000

Fireworks may have originally been a product of China, but there is nothing more American than setting these babies on fire for July 4th. Alcohol also happens to be a big part of our Independence Day traditions, and when booze is combined with firecrackers things can get pretty messy. However, what is bad for fingers [...]

Vince Neil Shows the World How to Take a Fall

Shauna Wright — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 14:00:06 +0000

Vince Neil sure knows how to roll with the punches — and the falls. The Motley Crue singer did a fairly ungraceful faceplant onto the stage at his strip club, but his recovery was nothing if not laudable.

North Korea Fails in Attempt to Launch Long-Range Missile

Drew Weisholtz — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 02:45:05 +0000

North Korea found itself front and center in the international community when it launched a long-range missile Friday morning, local time.

Despite the country’s reported efforts, officials in the US claim the launch failed because the rocket broke before leaving the Earth’s atmosphere.

Guy Files Police Report Over Black Magic Scam

Tanya Sapula — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 15:00:00 +0000

A man in Plainsboro, New Jersey did not do any favors for the state’s street cred when he contacted police officials to file an official report that he had been involved in a ‘black magic’ scam. After seeing a commercial (those NEVER lie) on TV that promised to help individuals who may be suffering at [...]

'Good Morning America' Weatherman Gives Entire Country 'Morning Wood' [VIDEO]

Jo Pincushion — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 00:00:41 +0000

While casually reporting on weather conditions in Cordova, Arkansas weatherman Sam Champion gave the ‘Good Morning America’ viewers at home a little something special — some ‘morning wood.’ According to ‘Champ,’ Cordova received up to 175 inches of snow by this time last year, and to elaborate, Champion placed two comparative maps side-by-side to really [...]

Watch a Compilation of the Best 'Fail' Videos Of 2011 [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 17:00:19 +0000

The proliferation of camera phones and other hand-held recording devices has made it increasingly likely that various forms of ‘Fail’ get captured on video. This video might prove that it was a banner year for human failure caught on film. There were enough bad landings, unfortunate ricochets, stubbornly situated inanimate objects and generally awful decisions to compile a 12 [...]

FedEx Delivery Man Caught on Camera Throwing a Computer Monitor [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 10:00:49 +0000

The holiday season is tough on the FedEx delivery man, who has to deal with a greatly increased work load and also has to make difficult decisions like whether or not he should wear his signature shorts in the cold.

However, that’s no excuse for this FedEx driver, who doesn’t even check to see if anyone is home before callously tossing a box containing a monitor over a home’s front gate, breaking the piece of equipment.

Puffy Jackets Are Back, Manliness On The Decline

Harv — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 08:00:12 +0000

Certainly I'm no "fasionista" or even care much what people wear. I'm a disc jockey, I can go to work dressed like Mrs. Roper from Three's Company if I want to.

But I'm a little concerned about this winter's trend in bringing back the puffy jacket.

Crook Learns If You Ask a Cop to Use a Taser On You He Probably Will

Shauna Wright — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 01:00:14 +0000

When people got hysterical in really old movies, one of the best “yo, dude, chill” remedies was to smack them across the face. The modern equivalent? Apparently, it’s using a taser. Two Florida men — Darrel Horne, 28, and Matthew Shrider, 27 — were arrested for stealing a boat. When police caught up with them, [...]

Romantic Thief Caught With Steak, Candles Stuck Down His Pants

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 01:00:17 +0000

Dannial Ashley isn’t your typical thief. When the 31-year old was caught walking out of an East Naples, Florida supermarket with four steaks stuffed down his pants he also had two candles hidden on his person, suggesting he was trying to put together a romantic dinner on the cheap. Ashley was spotted by store employees stuffing the [...]

Naked Drunk Falls Off Roof of Moving Vehicle [VIDEO]

Danny Gallagher — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 23:00:03 +0000

This is the reason why the iPhone now comes with HD recording capabilities. A clearly intoxicated, and thankfully for him, unidentified New York City man gave some late night party-goers a striptease they’ll never forget. One of Deadspin’s readers captured footage of a completely naked man running through a busy city street and trying to [...]

Watch Intense Footage of a Helicopter Crashing in New Zealand During Christmas Tree Installation [VIDEO]

Don Deane — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 09:00:14 +0000

In Auckland, New Zealand, a helicopter became entangled in wires and crashed while installing a Christmas tree on the local waterfront. That’s a sure-fire way to dampen your holiday spirit. As the helicopter hovers in place, its rotors become hopelessly ensnared and the craft snaps in two, plummeting 25 feet to the ground. Despite the [...]

This Is Why You Shouldn't Jump on Tables [VIDEO]

Paul Ciampanelli — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 20:00:20 +0000

This fella tries to show off by jumping on a table in front of a crowd and ends up learning right away why it’s an awful idea. How about we all agree the best table jumps have already been accomplished and we move on to something else? Great, thanks. We can’t all be Bill Gates. [...]

Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey

Chris Illuminati — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 22:00:30 +0000

There is buzzed. There is drunk. There is blackout drunk. Now there is “so drunk a prostitute turns into a donkey” drunk. The Telegraph explains how a Zimbabwean man told a court that he hired a prostitute who during the night transformed into a donkey, and that he is now “seriously in love” with the animal. [...]

Guy Gets Slapped by a Forklift [VIDEO]

Chris Illuminati — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 00:00:21 +0000

You can pick your friends. You can pick your wife. You can’t pick the people you spend the most time with every day — your coworkers. You’re stuck with the good ones, the annoying ones and the ones that occasionally try to take your face off.

Oops! Embarrassed SWAT Team Has Their Guns Stolen

Jeremy Taylor — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 14:00:02 +0000

Well, this is humiliating. Thieves using bolt cutters were able to force their way into a supposedly secure building earlier Thursday morning and steal 21 MP-5 submachine guns and 12 large caliber handgun from the Los Angeles police department’s prestigious SWAT unit. While the stolen weapons had been modified to shoot blanks, a five-minute tutorial video on [...]

Wonderful Truck Accident Leaves Doughnuts and Bratwurst Strewn All Over Highway [VIDEO]

Don Deane — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:00:11 +0000

In Illinois last week, a truck carrying frozen baked goods and bratwurst was involved in an accident, causing its cargo to spill all over I-74. The results were delicious. The accident left 20 tons of food, including chocolate cake, doughnuts and cinnamon rolls, strewn all over the highway. Authorities were forced to close the road [...]

Marion Barber's Touchdown Celebration Backflip Ends in Fail [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 00:00:48 +0000

After scoring a touchdown against the Carolina Panthers Sunday, Chicago Bears running back Marion Barber tried to perform a celebratory backflip. Bad idea, as he was only able to complete three quarters of the acrobatic move, and fell flat on his face. Perhaps the next time he finds the end zone Barber will pull a Barry Sanders and simply [...]

Dumb Guy Falls While Crossing Fountain [VIDEO]

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 22:00:31 +0000

A man’s attempt to cross an elaborate — but benign-looking — fountain ends in surprising failure. Watch a human bested by fanciful spouting water below. [Say OMG] Read Original: Dumb Guy Falls While Crossing Fountain [VIDEO]