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Romantic Thief Caught With Steak, Candles Stuck Down His Pants

Dannial Ashley isn’t your typical thief. When the 31-year old was caught walking out of an East Naples, Florida supermarket with four steaks stuffed down his pants he also had two candles hidden on his person, suggesting he was trying to put together a romantic dinner on the cheap.

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Deadspin
Deadspin
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Naked Drunk Falls Off Roof of Moving Vehicle [VIDEO]

This is the reason why the iPhone now comes with HD recording capabilities. A clearly intoxicated, and thankfully for him, unidentified New York City man gave some late night party-goers a striptease they’ll never forget.

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ABC
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Watch Intense Footage of a Helicopter Crashing in New Zealand During Christmas Tree Installation [VIDEO]

In Auckland, New Zealand, a helicopter became entangled in wires and crashed while installing a Christmas tree on the local waterfront. That’s a sure-fire way to dampen your holiday spirit.

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YouTube
YouTube
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This Is Why You Shouldn’t Jump on Tables [VIDEO]

This fella tries to show off by jumping on a table in front of a crowd and ends up learning right away why it’s an awful idea. 

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Getty Images
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Man Claims Prostitute Turned Into Donkey

There is buzzed. There is drunk. There is blackout drunk. Now there is “so drunk a prostitute turns into a donkey” drunk. 

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LiveLeak
LiveLeak
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Guy Gets Slapped by a Forklift [VIDEO]

You can pick your friends. You can pick your wife. You can’t pick the people you spend the most time with every day — your coworkers. You’re stuck with the good ones, the annoying ones and the ones that occasionally try to take your face off.

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Joe Raedle, Getty Images
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Oops! Embarrassed SWAT Team Has Their Guns Stolen

Well, this is humiliating. Thieves using bolt cutters were able to force their way into a supposedly secure building earlier Thursday morning and steal 21 MP-5 submachine guns and 12 large caliber handgun from the Los Angeles police department’s prestigious SWAT unit.

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MSNBC
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Wonderful Truck Accident Leaves Doughnuts and Bratwurst Strewn All Over Highway [VIDEO]

In Illinois last week, a truck carrying frozen baked goods and bratwurst was involved in an accident, causing its cargo to spill all over I-74. The results were delicious.

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YouTube
YouTube
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Marion Barber’s Touchdown Celebration Backflip Ends in Fail [VIDEO]

After scoring a touchdown against the Carolina Panthers Sunday, Chicago Bears running back Marion Barber tried to perform a celebratory backflip.

Bad idea, as he was only able to complete three quarters of the acrobatic move, and fell flat on his face. 

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YouTube
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Dumb Guy Falls While Crossing Fountain [VIDEO]

A man’s attempt to cross an elaborate — but benign-looking — fountain ends in surprising failure. Watch a human bested by fanciful spouting water below.

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YouTube
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Drunk Party Dance Ends In Hilarious Face-Plant Fail [NSFW VIDEO]

This drunk girl in this video starts out dancing and ends in face-plant infamy. Some rough NSFW  language, as is often the case when somebody takes a drunken spill. Check it out below. And may all your embarrassing face-plants be private.

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If Rock Stars Took Spelling Tests, They Just Might Fail

When rock bands name themselves, it seems they feel proper spelling and/or grammar is only for the radically uncool. Otherwise, we’d have Deaf Leopard, The Beetles, and Fish. And then what would we be?

According to this rock and pop spelling test from Pen

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