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'Scary Movie 5′ Review

Jordan Hoffman — Fri, 12 Apr 2013 17:37:59 +0000

My disdain of the 'Scary Movie' franchise came early. I distinctly recall seeing the 'Scary Movie 2' poster, which featured Kathleen Robertson wearing a t-shirt that says "I See Dead People." This isn't a joke. It's just a reference. It isn't clever, it isn't witty - it's just saying a thing from another movie. It's not funny.

Almost 10 years later, 'Scary Movie 5' still suffers from this debilitating problem. There is absolutely nothing funny about going 'Inception'-style into Christian Grey's S&M room and having Mike Tyson show up. Yet, if you are somehow able to ignore the lowest common denominator pop culture appearances (I hesitate to even call them jokes) there are a great number of truly amusing gags and examples of rapid fire dialogue zings. Put bluntly: when the film is freed from the shackles of its referencing mandate, there's some good, dopey humor in here. Much to my surprise, I laughed out loud a good half-dozen times.

'Anger Management': Lindsay Lohan Goes Sailor Moon in First-Look Photos

Kevin Fitzpatrick — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 23:00:34 +0000

Prior to serving out whatever sentence TMZ tells us about, the always-entertaining Lindsay Lohan managed to squeeze in a quick job with Charlie Sheen for his ongoing FX comedy 'Anger Managment.' The notoriously-troubled Hollywood starlet will of course play herself in the April 11 outing, but how would you like a first look? Get a sneak peek of Lindsay Lohan and her crazy outfit for the upcoming season of 'Anger Management' inside!

Twitter Split on Lindsay Lohan Trial

Emerald Catron — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 19:04:56 +0000

Lindsay Lohan managed to show up to court almost an hour late this morning, after taking an overnight flight on a private jet sponsored by an energy drink from New York to LA. She got glitter-bombed on the way in, so at least she's looking fabulous.

'Machete Kills' Will Not Bring Back Lindsay Lohan, Probably 'Cause She's Crazy

Nick Romano — Wed, 30 Jan 2013 19:00:42 +0000

Robert Rodriguez's 'Machete Kills' is back on track after a potentially disastrous lawsuit threatened to shut down production entirely, and one aspect of the film we can all look forward to is the return of multiple characters from the first film. Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez will be reprising their roles, but it seems that 'Machete Kill'-ed Lindsay Lohan -- meaning she won't be coming back.

'The Canyons' Releases a 30s-Style Teaser, and It's Still Looking Bad

Britt Hayes — Thu, 03 Jan 2013 00:38:01 +0000

A new teaser for Bret Easton Ellis and Paul Schrader's 'The Canyons' has emerged, boasting a 1930s influence along with more Lindsay Lohan, porn star James Deen, and yes, it's still not looking very good.

The 10 Best Tweets About 'Liz and Dick'

Amanda Ferris — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 21:11:22 +0000

While many have hoped that Lifetime's biopic about the elegant Elizabeth Taylor and the dashing Richard Burton may have helped bring Lindsay Lohan's career back, it turned out to be the one thing Lohan must've been dreading: a comedy fest for the audience. Now, for your viewing pleasure, we've compiled a list of the top ten best tweets about this unintentional comedic movie.

Lindsay Lohan Tries to Quit 'Scary Movie 5′

Mike Sampson — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 21:00:34 +0000

Lindsay Lohan is trying to make a comeback. Part of that comeback is her role in 'Scary Movie 5' where she was set to appear alongside Charlie Sheen. Except Lindsay Lohan just can't stop being Lindsay Lohan and the actress, despite trying to be on her best behavior, disappeared, skipped rehearsals, missed her flight to the film's set and tried to bail on the film by claiming "walking pneumonia." Oh Lindsay.

Lindsay Lohan Playboy Photos Leak To Internet

Chris Illuminati — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 22:30:21 +0000

Well that didn’t take very long now did it? One day after the cover made it’s way to the web, Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy spread is now available for interested eyes. Check out the NSFW images here.

Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Cover Leaked Before 'Ellen' Show Appearance [PICTURE]

Joe Student — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 16:00:07 +0000

Lindsay Lohan will promote her upcoming nude Playboy pictorial on ‘The Ellen DeGeneres Show’ on Dec. 15, but have photos already leaked online? The ‘Ellen’ appearance is the first – and only – destination Lohan, 25, has selected to help spread the word of her naked pictures taken for the magazine’s January/February issue, which will debut [...]

Lindsay Lohan Will Pose for Playboy While Dad Faces Domestic Violence Charges

Kathy Landin — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:00:49 +0000

Lindsay Lohan and her father Michael Lohan can’t stop playing with fire.

Lindsay, although ordered to complete 16 hours of her community service sentence at the Los Angeles Coroner’s Office before her November 2 court appearance, will be spending some time in the next week posing for Playboy, says a source. And while she’s trying to fit this in before heading to court for possibly more time in jail, her dad will be dealing with issues of his own.

Lindsay Lohan to Audition for 'Superman' Role?

The Web Guy — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 14:55:46 +0000

It's a bird, it's a plane ... Nope, it's just Lindsay Lohan trying to save her acting career.

Radar Online is exclusively reporting that the troubled actress, now 24, is set to audition for a role in Zack Snyder's 'Superman' reboot this week.

According to a source, Lohan "plans to return from New York on Wednesday and meet with producers and read with an actor who is up for the role of Lex Luther."

Lohan obviously won't be reading for the part of Superman's love interest, Lois Lane. That role went to three-time Oscar-nominated actress Amy Adams last week.