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10 Monkey GIFs to Make Your Day 100% More Awesome

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 17 May 2013 13:58:15 +0000

Listen everyone, we have the day’s most adorable distraction. They’re cute and hilarious and it’s time for monkey GIFs, y’all! Who knew furry little nuggets could be so entertaining? Answer: we did. Monkeys are entertaining while taking baths, trekking across swamps and hanging out in winter coats.Â (You have to see it to believe it.) [...]

Mob of Wild Monkeys Are Rampaging Through Indonesia

Donald Deane — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 15:40:29 +0000

Humans may share DNA with monkeys, but, if this report out of Indonesia is any indication, our primate cousins couldn’t care less. On Monday, a mob of approximately 10 wild monkeys went on a rampage in Toddang Pulu village in Sidenreng Rappang District, South Sulawesi and — get this — broke into homes and savagely [...]

9 Funniest Monkeys on the Web

Cameron Simcik — Sat, 12 Jan 2013 17:35:16 +0000

If we had to be compared to any animal, it would probably be monkeys. Why? We both like to... well, monkey around. You know-- pranks, Al Roker remixes and standard jokester antics. It just makes life more interesting!

Ikea Monkey Owner Protesting to Get Her Pet Back

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 16:53:13 +0000

Earlier this month Darwin, a fashion forward Japanese macaque, charmed the internetÂ by getting loose in an Ikea parking lot and wandering around in a shearling coat. Turns out the little ape belonged to real estate attorneyÂ Yasmin Nakhuda. But it was taken into the custodyÂ of Toronto Animal Services after the incident and they’ve since transferred Darwin [...]

The Best Ikea Monkey Memes (Plus Video!)

Emerald Catron — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 21:05:22 +0000

In case you missed it, an adorable monkey dressed in a shearling coat made its way into a Toronto Ikea yesterday. As far as we’re concerned, it’s probably the greatest thing that’s ever happened in an Ikea (unless you *like* watching couples fight over 99 cent flatware, you monster). Obviously, we’re not alone in this [...]

Stylish Coat-Wearing Monkey Found Roaming Toronto Ikea

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 17:59:30 +0000

Shoppers at an Ikea in Toronto, Canada were surprised to find a very well-dressed monkey wondering around the store’s parking lotÂ Sunday. And, no, this wasn’t part of an attempt to keep customers entertained as theyÂ searchedÂ for holiday gifts. According to authorities, the primate, who had been left in a parked car, was able to both unlock [...]

Drunk Lab Technician Conducts Pantsless Party Experiment With Monkeys

Mike Adams — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 18:00:14 +0000

There is rarely anything good that can come from a long night of mad science mixed with a half-naked booze hound, a couple of drunken monkeys and a late shift as a lab technician. Eh, maybe we’re just jealous. That is what authorities say happened in Augusta, Georgia, where a 32-year-old lab technician from the [...]