sex tape

Sadly, the title is correct. Honey Boo Boo's whale of a mother has been offered 1,000,000 to make a "redneck sex tape" with her lover "Sugar Bear". At this point, Mama June has yet to whinny, bleat, or moo a response. I only have two real comments on this matter: First, I would rather eat my own eyes with a straw than watch this thing...