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Bruise Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Bruise Suicide, a 26-year-old Suicide Girl from Mexico. And guess what? She’s into bruises. Makes sense, right? She also likes it when people talk dirty to her, which also makes sense.
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And the Suicide Girl of the Year is…Soya Suicide!
No, you're not having another 'Memento' moment, calm down. Soya Suicide, our SG of the Year for 2011 has swept it once again, nabbing the 2012 crown! Jeez, we get it, you guys like her. (We do, too.)
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Morganette Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Morganette is a 26-year-old Suicide Girl who lives in Mexico. She loves partying, tattoos art, and pretty panties.
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Caspiann Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
We try to get Caspiann to keep her clothes on when we take her to the movies, but she just won't have it.
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Euforia Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Euforia is a 22-year-old Suicide Girl who loves to dance all night long, which is great, because we've been working on our 'Running Man' and it is looking pretty good.
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Onyx Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Onyx is a 20-year-old Texan Suicide Girl who's into robots, girls, bongs, and beautiful ink.
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Revenge Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Revenge is a 23-year-old Suicide Girl from Paris who bears a striking resemblance to the object of our teenage affection Rachel Leigh Cook, of 'She's All That' fame. Oh, memories.
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Chayse Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Chayse is a 20-year-old Virgo from across the pond who says bad drivers make her mad. It's cool Chayse, we can stay home and just chill.
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Linna Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Linna Suicide is a 19-year-old SuicideGirl from France. Linna is still learning English, but that does not prevent her from looking fantastic in lingerie (which is one of the greatest French words ever; see also 'ménage à trois' and 'décolletage').
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Sawa Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Sawa is a 34-year-old blonde bombshell Suicide Girl who has a crush on freedom, and loves breaking the rules. Go on, we're listening.
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Mendacia Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
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Vayda Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
We're really hoping that Vayda Suicide took her name from one of our favorite childhood movies, 'My Girl,' because we'd sure like to make her ours. Without the whole dying from bee stings thing, though. That was really sad.