I have a friend named Casey who has a bitchin' mustache and is always crackin' jokes.  Most of his jokes are pretty corny and older than I am.  However, occasionally, he'll stumble on a good one.  If you haven't heard this joke yet, feel free to steal it.

A guy and a gal were parked up on the rims making out.  Things started to get hot and heavy when the lady said, "I want you to kiss me in the stinky place".  The dude responded by saying, "Sure, we can drive to Laurel."  (rim shot)

I'm hear all week, folks.  Try the veal and don't forget to tip your waiters and bartenders.