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Wanna Ride the Haunted Hayride at Sartorie Farms This Weekend?

 

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Of course you do.  Every weekday just after 5pm, I’ll offer up a different tip for surviving the impending Zombie Apocalypse.  Not only could this advice save your life someday, it’s also your shot to win free stuff.  Up for grabs this week, passes for the Haunted Hayride at Sartorie Farms.  Later in the month, we’ll be kicking down free tickets and meet and greet passes for “The Night of the Living Dread Tour” in Butte with Rob Zombie and Korn.

As you may know, zombies are hard to kill.  Primarily because they are already dead.  The best way to completely disable a zombie is to destroy its brain.  For this reason, we strongly recommend you brandish the most powerful firearm at your disposal before attempting to fight a zombie.  And whatever you do, don’t aim for the chest.  Zombies don’t have hearts.  You’ll want to strike quickly with a kill shot directly in between the eyeballs.  Shoot for the head and there’s a good chance you’ll survive an attack from a brain eating zombie.

Good luck and Happy Halloween from your pals here at the Hawk.

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