The internet is usually a showcase for all the cute and adorable things animals do but there is a reason the phrase “You’re acting like a bunch of animals” is used to call out humans misbehaving.

The folks at Slacktory have cast a more realistic light on our furry friends with this supercut of the callous beasts stealing, slobbering, biting, fighting, humping and causing bodily harm.

Just like nature intended.