The last few months my Facebook news feed has been littered with photoshopped representations of nauseating sayings, the likes that would make Stuart Smalley throw up a little bit in his mouth. Let's take a look at a few of these nuggets of 'wisdom' and see if we can keep our lunch down.

 

 

 

 

 

 

And that is just a selection from the past week! What has Facebook become? I find myself yearning for the days when my feed was cluttered with notifications of a friends virtual farming acumen, or the occasional video of a monkey smoking a cigarette. It's the 21st century version of this:

 

Everyone over the age of 35 knew someone who had this poster on the back of a bedroom door. Since it was usually you're buddies hot older sister, you could never make fun of them lest they know you had been in the room leafing through their diary or rummaging about in their underwear drawer.