Chris Illuminati

Satelina — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Satelina, a SuicideGirl that gets hot over everything. That’s pretty hot.

Beasley — Babe of the Day
Meet Beasley, an 18-year-old model from Boulder, Colorado. She is willing to do almost anything for modeling, except shave her head. A gal has to draw the line someplace.

Brittney Palmer — Crush of the Day
Brittney Palmer can do magic, not just with her looks, but actual magic. Well, she can tell you how it’s done, thanks to her stint as a magician’s assistant.

Lauren Waugh — Babe of the Day
Today’s ‘Babe of the Day’ describes herself as “a mess in a dress, a free spirit and travel junkie.” She has graced the cover of Playboy magazine twice, has been featured on Spike.com, and worked with Hooters magazine.

Anjeanette Carter — Crush of the Day
Our ‘Crush of the Day,’ Anjeanette Carter, is pretty damn funny. Exhibit A is her Twitter account.
She is a popular blogger, a regular contributer to Nerdist.com and tweeter from Los Angeles and is rapidly gaining recognition due to her sarcastic and witty tweets. You may ha
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Jessica Burciaga — Playboy Girl of the Week
Playboy’s Miss February 2009 Jessica Burciaga explained in a recent interview with the magazine that she loves shooting nude even more now that she is a little older.

SuicideGirl of the Day — Sand
Meet Sand, a SuicideGirl who is into movies and cute girls.

Naomi Watts — Crush of the Day
Naomi Watts is an Academy Award nominated actress and goodwill ambassador. She is all over the news today for scoring the role of Princess Diana in the upcoming flick ‘Caught in Flight.’ Those things don’t mean anything compared to the honor of being named ‘Crush of the Day.’

38KKK Model Sheyla Hershey — Crush Of The Day
Sheyla Hershey has 38KKK breasts but let’s not focus on that fact. Let’s focus on the fact that she survived a car crash because of her massive headlights. The pair on her chest and not on the car.
It seems that Sheyla’s funbags acted like airbags and probably saved her life. The sad part is
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SuicideGirl of the Day — Vesta
Meet Vesta, a SuicideGirl who loves bad fake accents and hates Uggs.

Maryeve Dufault — Crush of the Day
Maryeve Dufault is Danica Patrick’s worst nightmare. Maybe not on the actual racing courses (yet), but in the real world outside the racing pits.
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How Did We Forget All About the Lingerie Bowl?!? [PICTURES]
In all the craziness of Super Bowl, hot cheerleaders and buttless dresses, we somehow failed to notice that the Lingerie Football League had its championship game over the weekend.
In a brutal final game, the hot girls in lingerie beat the other team of hot girls in lingerie by a final score of a large number to a smaller number
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